Henry Kissinger

Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.

Henry Kissinger

David Letterman On Eliot Spitzer

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The Favorite So Far:
"I guess you heard the big news. Governor Eliot Spitzer, governor of New York, resigned today. He left his resignation on the night table with a $300 tip." --David Letterman

George Carlin

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

George Carlin

Abraham Lincoln

Character is like a tree and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.
Abraham Lincoln