Jon Stuart and the Weapons of Mass Destruction WMD in Iraq

We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea.

Jon Stuart

Sara Palin Quote

"YOU BETCHA ! "
Sara Palin

The Words Of Ronald Regan

The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them away.
- Ronald Reagan

George Carlin - a thought about war

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity

George Carlin

Springsteen on Blind Faith

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed.

Bruce Springsteen

Chevy Chase On Bill And Hillary Clinton

I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with him. They're too smart for Washington.

Chevy Chase

Garrison Keillor

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny

Garrison Keillor

Henry Kissinger

Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.

Henry Kissinger

David Letterman On Eliot Spitzer

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"I guess you heard the big news. Governor Eliot Spitzer, governor of New York, resigned today. He left his resignation on the night table with a $300 tip." --David Letterman

George Carlin

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

George Carlin

Abraham Lincoln

Character is like a tree and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.
Abraham Lincoln

Dennis Miller

Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.

Dennis Miller

Muhamad Ali

"A 50 year old man who still has the same opinions that he had when he was 20 years old has just wasted 30 years of his life"

Muhamad Ali

Bruce Springsteen on dreams and lies

“Is a dream a lie if it don't come true, or is it something worse?”
Bruce Springsteen