Difference Between Dogs & Cats

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS


A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love
me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take
good care of me...
They must be gods!

A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love
me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and
take good care of me...
I must be a god!

"To the world you might be one person,
but to one person you might be the world."

Dick Cheney

With the Scooter Libby Verdict In ..I thought we should revisit this one with the thouht of what the esteemed VP must be thinking today.

"Go f*ck yourself."
Dick Cheney
--to Sen. Patrick Leahy, during an angry exchange on the Senate floor about profiteering by Halliburton, June 25, 2004

Al Gore

Our democracy, our constitutional framework is really a kind of software for harnessing the creativity and political imagination for all of our people. The American democratic system was an early political version of Napster.

Al Gore

David St. Hubbins of Spinal Tap

Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as of itself as being the end because what does the end feel like? It's like saying when you try to extrapolate the end of the universe, you say, if the universe is indeed infinite, then how - what does that mean? How far is all the way, and then if it stops, what's stopping it, and what's behind what's stopping it? So, what's the end, you know, is my question to you.

David St. Hubbins of Spinal Tap

Warren Buffett

At 76, I feel terrific and, according to all measurable indicators, am in excellent health. It's amazing what Cherry Coke and hamburgers will do for a fellow." Warren Buffett