Wizard Of Oz

"You, my friend, are a victim of disorganized thinking. You are under the unfortunate impression that just because you run away you have no courage; you're confusing courage with wisdom"

The Wizard Of Oz

Wizard Of Oz

"You, my friend, are a victim of disorganized thinking. You are under the unfortunate impression that just because you run away you have no courage; you're confusing courage with wisdom"

The Wizard Of Oz

Sharon Stone

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." -Sharon Stone

Leno On Angelina Jolie--lucky Brad

"In an interview in Marie Claire magazine, the beautiful
Angelina Jolie says it's easier for her to hold a conversa-
tion when she’s naked. She's more comfortable talking when
she's nude. Well, can't we book her on the show?" -Jay Leno

Paris Hilton --The Joke is on Her

"You'll be happy to know that Paris Hilton is back in jail.
If this is an episode of 'Punk'd,' it's the best episode
ever." -Jimmy Kimmel